-Because he had noBODY to dance with
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What happens when you play a country song backwards?
You get a new truck, a new wife, and a new dog.
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A man came home to find his wife in bed with a stranger.
„What the hell are you two doing?” he demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, „See, I told you he was stupid.”
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I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet.
I asked my 17 brothers and sisters and they didn’t know either.
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A man asks a farmer near the field
„Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:30 PM train.” The farmer says, „Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4 PM one.”
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Would you like to be the sun in my life?
Her: Awww… Yes!!! Me: Good then stay 92.96 million miles away from me